Sunday, 28 October 2007

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely,he says u are in LOVE with him;
If u DON'T,he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't,he says u are from KAMPONG.

If u ARGUE with him,he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep Quiet,he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SOCIABLE,he says u are a flirt.
If u are to YOURSELF,he says u NOT sociable.

If u say u HATE him,he says DONT HATE ME.
If u say u LOVE him,he says I HATE YOU.(when he likes you)

If u FIGHT BACK,he says u are annoying.
If u DONT,he says u are ACTING COOL.

If u TALK to him,he says u are NICE and APPROACHABLE.
If u talk to OTHER guys,he says u are FLIRTING.

If u talk in HIGH pitch,he says u are BITCHY and ACTING CUTE.
If u talk in LOW pitch,he says u are boyish.

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll loseFACE;
If he's SMARTER than u,he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him,he tries toPOSSESS u;
If u LOVE him,he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make Love with him,he says u don't LOVE him;
If u do!!!he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your problem,he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't,he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him,u are like a NANNY to him.
If he SCOLDS u,it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE,u CANNOT beTRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE,u are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your EMS,he saysit's LUCK;
If he does WELL,its BRAINS.

If u HURT him,u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,u are too SENSITIVE!!

wah seh .. freaking true sia ..
right right right ?
guys are hard to please ..
so guys , if you were wondering why girls are hard to please ..
the reason its because you guys are hard to be pleased too .. HAHAH ! :D

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